Posted 17 hours ago

What Books Did You Read in School?

fishingboatproceeds:

(Like, in say AP English or your freshman in college lit class.)

I am asking because we are thinking about the future of Crash Course and stuff. Okay thanks.

Oh Lord…lemme look waaaaaay back.

Toni Morrison’s Beloved
Like Water for Chocolate
Oedipus Rex
Dante’s Divine Comedy
F. Scott Fitzgerald’s The Great Gatsby

Oh wow I feel really old now. I’ve forgotten some of them I think.

Posted 1 day ago

dftbrhi:

angelmojo:

do you ever notice how like, we have our own language for fanfic that only readers understand?

for example

“36k wip destiel hs au on ao3”

I can’t believe I understood all those words

(Source: faithreaper)

Posted 1 day ago

I don’t understand the argument against it legally. I know what their problem is, but how do they argue it in court? I can imagine when they get to the Supreme Court and the lawyers for the gay side are like, “Well, your honour, we pay taxes, there’s nothing illegal about what we do, we’re the same as anyone else; why shouldn’t we get the same protection under law as heterosexuals get?”

And then they ask the other lawyer and he says, “Your honour, they’re fucking queer, they’re fucking queer!”

That’s it isn’t it? That’s the whole argument.

Posted 1 day ago

ironychan:

rinacat:

“Pepper! Throw your shoes at me!”

I’ll stop reblogging this gifset when it stops being funny.

(Source: sunshineanderson)

Posted 1 day ago

whilelifepassesby:

there’s a part of me that wants klaine to get back together and there’s another part of me that wants klaine to get back together

Posted 1 day ago

thecapn:

people who think sam and dean are ‘too’ codependent 

how did you get past the second season 

how did you get past mystery spot

how did you get past

the pilot

how

Posted 1 day ago

drunkonsnocaine:

ifyouhadwings:

teamniceboyfriends:

IF YOU DON’T SHIP MY OTP I SWEAR TO GOD i’ll be okay with that

YOU DON’T LIKE MY FAVORITE THING, I’M GONNA respect the fact that you have your own taste

IF YOU DON’T FUCKING LIKE MY FANDOM YOU won’t get anon hate from me because I understand we have different interests.

Posted 1 day ago

msynergy:

Hearing what your voice sounds like recorded, and realizing that’s what everybody hears when you talk. 

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Posted 1 day ago

deadlyjohnson:

FACTS ABOUT THINGS:

  • TUMBLR WAS GETTING TOO EXPENSIVE. THEIR OPTIONS WERE TO EITHER SELL IT OR SHUT IT DOWN.
  • YAHOO SAYS THEY’RE GOING TO LET IT RUN AS AN INDEPENDENT BUSINESS. IN THEORY, NOTHING WILL CHANGE EXCEPT FOR WHO’S LEGALLY OWNING IT.
  • NOW EVERYONE CALM DOWN.
Posted 2 days ago

cheerupsmelly:

reblog if your url holds deep, spiritual meaning for you

Posted 2 days ago

ALRIGHT YOU LITTLE SHITS

ahotmessfangirl:

the-beautiful-world:

dreamwurks:

hacheload:

rosenkristall:

TUMBLR AND IT’S FUTURE IS AT STAKE HERE

SIGN AND REBLOG IF YOU WANT TO SAVE TUMBLR FROM YAHOO

SIGNAL BOOST

HOLY FUCKING SHIT, I CHECKED AND THIS IS NOT A DRILL

I REPEAT, THIS IS NOT A DRILL. 

We need 5,000,000 signatures

i know there’s enough bloggers out there

hell sign twice using different emails.

IF WE CAN STOP CISPA, WE CAN STOP THIS SHIT.

We used Tumblr to get a girl a chicken. Now we need to use Tumblr to SAVE TUMBLR. Motha’ fuckin’ SIGNAL BOOST.

Posted 2 days ago

sirdef:

chris evans filming captain america: the winter soldier (x)

gross sobbing

(Source: ohmyloki)

Posted 2 days ago

deansass:

killjoyvamp-trekkervendetta:

tomhiddleston-h:

We’re all going to be like

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prepare your stashes of food, water and a comfy pillow to rest your head in: YOU SHALL NOT SEPARATE FROM YOUR COMPUTER THIS NOVEMBER!

November is when I apply to universities Fuck

(Source: the-doctors-sexiest-companion)

Posted 2 days ago

agentbartowski:

lyndez:

this looks like it’s from a sitcom about a boy with a talking car who gives him advice

“Do hiiiim,” the engine purrs. “Come on, Stilinsgay. Don’t be a pussy. At this point I’d be all for you going for the pity fuck, my friend. You totally just saved his fucking life.” 

“All I did was stop befo-“ 

“Before you ran over his sweet plump ass!” The Jeep cuts in. “You could have pancaked him against the cement, gone and scored us some weed from that crazy ass cross-eyed bro-fuck who sits behind you in Chemistry, we could have smoked, we could have watched reruns of Cheers, we could have had a good time. But no, here we are. I swear to fucking god, if you don’t pounce on this opportunity, I’m leaving you.” 

“But Jeep-“ 

“Don’t but me, motherfucker. Butt Derek. And by that I mean offer him your sixteen year old virginal ass, you idiotic shitfuck.” 

(Source: neptunepirate)

Posted 2 days ago